ARE YOU A YANKEE OR A REBEL?

Take the quiz and find out. I'm 52% Dixie but I'm from Missouri and we were neutral way back when.

PRODUCT UPDATE...

We have decided that we need to offer flavored versions of "Dick Dip". Some flavors that are considered are: Dick Ranch Dip, Dick Bean Dip, Dick French Onion Dip. We will, however, NOT be offering Dick Cheese Dip.

PICK TO LICK A SLICK DICK, USE OUR NEW FLAVORED DICK DIPS!

NEW PRODUCT ANNOUNCEMENT...

Last night Hubster and I were discussing personal lubricant, aka KY. We had received a sample a while back that he really liked but neither of us could remember what the brand was. This prompted Hubster to ponder his own invention:

INTRODUCING "DICK DIP". BEFORE YOU DIP YOUR DICK, DIP YOUR DICK IN DICK DIP!

Instead of your hands touching the lubricant to use, with Dick Dip, you just dip your dick in the jar and Voila! you're lubed! Inside the jar is a soft sponge moistened with personal lubricant. No more sticky fingers!

I know, you'd think we were stoned or something to come up with this one.