You've all said it. Instead of saying bitch, you've used the term beeyatch. I do it. I'm guilty.
Last night we were at a friend's house using their pool. The kids were swimming and all the adults were hanging out on the patio having drinks and chit chatting. I love chit chatting. It's one of my favorite things. But anyway, back to my point.
So we're all sitting around talking and someone used the term beeyatch. Of course, Gooey hears everything. He pipes up from the pool and hollers "I am not a bee-watch!" He didn't get it exactly right but the point was made.
So even though we use made-up terms instead of the actual cuss words, they still get it.
I'm telling you. These kids are too smart for their own good!