Saturday, April 29, 2006
Friday, April 28, 2006
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I know, you'd think we were stoned or something to come up with this one.
Sunday, April 23, 2006
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We went to dinner last night at Ameristar. Hubster got a comp for perfect attendance. Big Brother wanted to go to Kid's Quest so we dropped him off there and then took Little Brother with us to the Falcon Diner. We had a nice meal. Our waitress sucked though. The assistant manager made up for her lack of attention which was nice. I should have given him the tip instead of her.
Kid's Quest is a really neat place. We signed him in and were given a sticker with a bar code on it. Only we could get him out. They had the big climbing tubes, video games, a "cage" where the kids could play ball, a karaoke stage, and a small diner so he could eat. You set a spending limit for your child for food and when you pick them up, you pay for everything. It's normally $6.75 an hour but we got Hubster's discount. It's a little more expensive than a sitter but it was nice to know he was right there near us and had lots of "sitters" taking care of him.
We came home and watched some more Sopranos. I'm an addict. In the last week, we've watched seasons 1 and 2. Now we're starting season 3. We have season 4 left to go on DVD and are trying to get season 5 now. I love Tony Soprano because he's such a multi-dimensional character.
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
I didn't take very many pictures so I took some of all 3 of my men on the way home. Little Brother slept almost the whole way home. Big Brother didn't sleep at all. Midway through the trip, I moved to the middle seat in the van to feed Little Brother.
(Look at my Hubster...isn't he looking studly these days? I can't believe we've been together for 13 years now.)
While we were there, we visited Hubster's cousin that had a new baby April 10th. She's a doll! She seemed so tiny compared to Little Brother. It's amazing how much a little one can grow in just 3 months.
***This post is a day late because Hubster and I spent all of Monday watching the first season of the Sopranos. I'm an addict now!**
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Last night I was on my home from The Bar (I was picking up the Sopranos DVD's from my sister), when I passed by a man on a mower. He had so much hair on his back he looked like a freakin' ape! It was so nasty! It should be illegal for anyone, male or female, to go shirtless with that much hair on their back. I'm sorry but I find it incredibly disgusting. Get some Nads or use a razor or something. Uucky! Or just put your shirt back on, PLEASE?!?!?
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
We let Little Brother try bananas last night. It was his first time trying anything other than formula. At first he acted like he didn't like it but then he was ok with it. He isn't quite ready for solids yet since he was having a hard time moving it to the back of his mouth. It just ended up down his chin.
Sunday, April 09, 2006
The kids were good at mom's house. I'm so glad so it will be easier to leave them with her again. I won't feel bad about having a fussy baby.
We made a quick trip up to Kearney to visit my oldest sister and her family. It was a nice drive and time off from being a parent.
It's after 10 and the kids are all tucked into bed. I'm going to get off the computer and be a sexy mama for a while. We don't get time for that as often anymore. I have to take advantage of the opportunity :)
Yesterday was Ruizster's birthday. I made her enchiladas for dinner and we had a really good time just sitting around chatting. I was hoping it would be nice enough to sit outside and enjoy the patio but unfortunately, Missouri weather was uncooperative. It got down to freezing so we'll have to put off patio nights for a little longer.
Friday, April 07, 2006
Just an afterthought...I don't think I'll have a margarita tonight...not in the mood for heartburn.
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Sunday, April 02, 2006
Big Brother spent the night at my sister's house last night so Hubster, Little Brother, and I snuck out this afternoon and went to have ice cream. Cold Stone Creamery is the absolute heavenliest ice cream in the world! We were going to let Little Brother have his first taste of it but he fell asleep and wouldn't wake up. He missed out.
I'm watching my usual Grey's Anatomy. I'm still lovin' that Patrick Dempsey but the character of George is really beginning to be cuter. He has such an awesome personality.
I let Big Brother sit on my lap in the van tonight and drive up our street. He was so thrilled. He attempted to park but got a little crooked. Not bad for his first time.
Saturday, April 01, 2006