INTRODUCING "DICK DIP". BEFORE YOU DIP YOUR DICK, DIP YOUR DICK IN DICK DIP!
Instead of your hands touching the lubricant to use, with Dick Dip, you just dip your dick in the jar and Voila! you're lubed! Inside the jar is a soft sponge moistened with personal lubricant. No more sticky fingers!
I know, you'd think we were stoned or something to come up with this one.