NEW APPLE PRODUCTS...
We were sitting around last night talking about what new products Apple could create. Here's a few we came up with:
iGlow = a lamp
iSee = a pair of glasses
iShit = a toilet
iClean = a wash cloth
iFarted = air freshener
iBuzz = Apple's own brand of beer
iWipe = toilet paper
iSuck = a straw
iAss = butt implants for those without a rear
iStick = tape or glue
iWrite = a pen
As you can tell, a few of them are a bit "out there" but we got a good chuckle out of the entire conversation.
**I couldn't remember all of them so I'll add more as they come to mind