Tuesday, August 01, 2006
IT'S SO HOT IN MISSOURI THAT...
...the birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
...you notice the best parking place is determined byshade instead of distance.
...I saw Satan buying a snow cone.
...the trees are whistling for the dogs.
...you can make instant sun tea.
...you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
...you discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
...you break a sweat the instant you step outside...at 7:30 am before work.
...you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
...hot water now comes out of both taps.
And my favorite...the cows are giving evaporated milk!
at 7:40 PM