Gooey: "Can I use your back scratcher? My back is scratchy (translation: itchy)."
Daddeee: "You can use it but leave it here."
Gooey: "I can't have your back scratcher?"
Daddeee: "No. I'll leave it to you in my will." <---Daddeee trying to be funny...unsuccessfully
Gooey: "When I get bigger, I'm going to have a back scratcher like yours."
Way to dream big, son!